Diploma in hand, soul crushed, debt skyrocketing — congrats, grad! You’ve officially earned your Lifetime Subscription to Suffering. This retro-style graduation tee features a beaming graduate proudly holding a certificate of existential dread, topped off with the ultimate truth bomb: You Played Yourself.
Perfect for recent grads, student loan survivors, bitter academics, or anyone who thought higher education was their golden ticket... and instead got a coupon for anxiety. IYKYK.
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
